Glorified Mediocrity

teeejayb:

predator in it’s natural habitat

girl-goes-healthy:

 

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

his eyes blink at different times

his eyes blink at different times

Just took advantage of my boyfriend when he was tired

Let me explain

He almost never says “fuck” and I kinda like it when he does

So I made him say the bedbugs were gonna eat his fucking face off

He was very very not in favour of it but I did the “cute, sad girl” thing and he said it.

It kinda made my week.

hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

feng-huang:

barackfuckingobama:

heavywoodenbox:

beelzebosss:

In the nineteenth century, a morbid and curious custom has spread to various parts of the world: the photos were ”Post Mortem”.”Post Mortem” comes from Latin, meaning after death.The photos ”Post Mortem” apparently originated in England, when Queen Victoria asked to photograph the corpse of an acquaintance or a relative, so she can keep as a souvenir.soon after, this idea spread around the world, keeping a morbid reminder of loved ones that have passed on.Even today, as strange as it may seem, some places still have this custom.
The girl who is standing in the photo is the one who is dead.
This is a classic example of photographic art. 
Notice the hands

for people wondering how the corpse is standing up, there is a posing stand supporting the body it’s very hard to see but the stand is supporting the neck, arms and back.

the girl in this picture has her eyes open, but in some cases the photographer will paint pupils on the eye lids to make it seem like they are wide awake

Have some historical, non-fiction creepypasta.

I’ve studied about these pictures not too long ago.
One of the reasons they were so popular was that, while protography started to become popular at that time, it was still expensive, and sometimes the families couldn’t pay for take pictures of their children or other relatives often. So, they did it when said people died so, this way, they would have at least one memento of them.
Sometimes, the photos themselves were painted, to make the corpses look a little more “alive”. A lot of manipulation techniques were used.

feng-huang:

barackfuckingobama:

heavywoodenbox:

beelzebosss:

In the nineteenth century, a morbid and curious custom has spread to various parts of the world: the photos were Post Mortem.
Post Mortem comes from Latin, meaning after death.

The photos Post Mortem apparently originated in England, when Queen Victoria asked to photograph the corpse of an acquaintance or a relative, so she can keep as a souvenir.
soon after, this idea spread around the world, keeping a morbid reminder of loved ones that have passed on.

Even today, as strange as it may seem, some places still have this custom.

The girl who is standing in the photo is the one who is dead.

This is a classic example of photographic art. 

Notice the hands

for people wondering how the corpse is standing up, there is a posing stand supporting the body it’s very hard to see but the stand is supporting the neck, arms and back.

image

the girl in this picture has her eyes open, but in some cases the photographer will paint pupils on the eye lids to make it seem like they are wide awake

Have some historical, non-fiction creepypasta.

I’ve studied about these pictures not too long ago.

One of the reasons they were so popular was that, while protography started to become popular at that time, it was still expensive, and sometimes the families couldn’t pay for take pictures of their children or other relatives often. So, they did it when said people died so, this way, they would have at least one memento of them.

Sometimes, the photos themselves were painted, to make the corpses look a little more “alive”. A lot of manipulation techniques were used.

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

I’m the worst human being on the planet.

He didn’t tell me his great grandmother died.

I’ve been bitching at him for the past hour about his mother not wanting us to go hiking alone this week.

Just…I hate me. So much.

clairenavice:

Perfect.

clairenavice:

Perfect.

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

ana-is-attractive:

itsaseasonalthing:

sparrow626:

brewnohmars:

mental-meanderings:

geekgirlalicia:

crankynerdgirl:

This starts out as an interesting Disney a capella tribute, then it immediately becomes clear they’re doing *men* of Disney, which is a much over-looked category, and then BAM! Pitch-Slapped by the sassiest Ariel ever.  Aw yiss.

I might be slightly too obsessed with this.

OH WELL.

I must reblog this every time, and I think the Ariel looks and acts like Dan Dan :)

I didn’t even get through “Circle of Life” before reblogging.

Ok ok, Ariel won me over

I’ve probably reblogged this 300 times already, but I’ll do it 300 more.

I didn’t know I needed this so much.

THEY PERFORMED THIS AT MY SCHOOL

I DIRECTED THE SMALL CHOIR THAT OPENED FOR THEM

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind